her name is skittle and she is impossible to hold safely and take a picture with. honestly just google black chinchilla. im exhausted

her name is skittle and she is impossible to hold safely and take a picture with. honestly just google black chinchilla. im exhausted

you think maybe theres a good reason she dropped it

you think maybe theres a good reason she dropped it

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Anonymous said: POST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF

exaltedcoffee:

tombol-r:

for what reason. and for what bounty. for starters i demand you write at least 4-6 sentences explaining why nigel the stockbroker chia has a car and a cellphone

In the days before the world became warm again, but before the great Neopian Ice Age, there were humans. 

They were much like the Faeries, except that they cared not for the planet, and poisoned her with industry and machines. Their automobiles polluted the air, their cell phone towers sent deadly waves through the bodies of the masses.

When the ice caps melted and the planet was thrown into the First Great End Times, the planet of Neopia took back what once had been Hers; Her tangled vines ensnared the towering skyscrapers and pulled them down, the waves of Her oceans washed away the asphalt and cement roadways. 

But in the far reaches of the planet, some things remained, buried under the desert sand until the once-modern conveniences of every day life turned into brittle ancient artifacts. 

When the world allowed Herself to repopulate- this time with the more mindful Faeries and, eventually, Neopets- there were some who sought to unearth the secrets of destruction that Neopia Herself had buried. 

Nigel was just a young boy when he first saw the abandoned city. His parents, both archaeologists, had taken him on a summer vacation to the Lost Desert. The shell of a sunken city had been discovered beneath the sand dunes, and though Nigel was ordered to stay away from the excavation, he snuck one night down into the dig spot and discovered the artifacts of a long-deceased human who had been very wealthy.

There was a decrepit sports car, and old cell phone, some dishes, a few computers, and a book, which was titled, How to Play the Stock Market, for Dummies.

Though the pages threatened to crumble away in his hands, he stole the book away to his tent and spent all night reading it. Slowly but surely, he became a master of knowledge in all things Human. Neopia still had the materials to build automobiles, so why not build one for himself? The Faeries warned him of the dangers, but he didn’t care. And though he was the only Neopian with a cell phone, and though it only had a range of about a mile, Nigel didn’t care. This was an ancient world he wanted to be a part of. He didn’t want to stake his future on gambling and playing arcade games all day in this current Neopia, where the economy was under constant inflation and threat of collapse.

No, Nigel wanted to be a Capitalist.  

And so, cell phone in hand, he sped down the unpaved Neopian roads in his sports car, and went out to start the Stock Market. 

tombol-r

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am i supposed to post a picture now

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Anonymous said: POST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF

for what reason. and for what bounty. for starters i demand you write at least 4-6 sentences explaining why nigel the stockbroker chia has a car and a cellphone

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OH GOODNESS PATRON SAINT OF GENEROSITY ANNIE (aka neopitz) STRIKES AGAIN
and this is like 2 weeks after i finished reading an irl book she bought me
THANK YOU. now bust can begin her makeover reimagining

OH GOODNESS PATRON SAINT OF GENEROSITY ANNIE (aka neopitz) STRIKES AGAIN

and this is like 2 weeks after i finished reading an irl book she bought me

THANK YOU. now bust can begin her makeover reimagining

pooped replied to your post: dear neopets tag on tumblr, if you ow…

is this your only WL?

actual answer no but it’s the only thing i’m actively looking for atm so for all Intensive Purposes, yes

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Anonymous said: dat vine, dat vine. it so fine. bust be chillin wit da muthafukn vine

NOT YET SHE ISNT

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dear neopets tag on tumblr,

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if you own and are willing to part with this item, Island of Buried Treasure Background, i would like to know what is on your wishlist or your home address (so i can administer enthusiastic fellatio in exchange for it)

Thank You

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im22andwhatisthis answered your post: should i do it. should i turn bust int…

that isn’t even a bust it’s a full figure statue

I NEVER SAID IT WAS A BUST IM NOT STUPIUTD I KNOW ART T,OO

nagireichan answered your post: should i do it. should i turn bust int…

do it for the vine

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ill do it for you

but like now i gotta come up with a customization first ugh

should i do it. should i turn bust into a………. statuary??