the last recorded image of this innocent neopet before it was assassinated by a sniper. so heartbreaking.rip in peace

the last recorded image of this innocent neopet before it was assassinated by a sniper. so heartbreaking.rip in peace

i decided to change my shop back to its old name and keeper

i decided to change my shop back to its old name and keeper

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Anonymous asked: what the hell is the new dimensional krawk doing jfc it looks like macaroni and cheese powder

i’m actually a fan of dimensional but yeah i have to agree im getting strong cheesasaurus rex vibes

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here you go you fucking idiot. come spend 95k neopoints on this toilet paper i set on fire. maybe you will even get a chance to read a few words before it turns into a pile of ash and you burn your fucking idiot hands

here you go you fucking idiot. come spend 95k neopoints on this toilet paper i set on fire. maybe you will even get a chance to read a few words before it turns into a pile of ash and you burn your fucking idiot hands

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my-blog-is-actually-brucicle asked: How do Jubjubs balance, they stand on one foot constantly and I feel like balancing their huge fuckin heads on one foot wouldn't work out

they dont. theyre not. i dont have a funny answer for this. theyre little pubic clumps and theyre in mid-step. but you know what?? you just reminded me that theres this awful game-in-a-game for the nes called FUZZ POWER and you basically play as a jub-jub

but when you get hit your Fuzz falls off and it turns out youre a tiny naked old man with tremendous feet and a dick nose

so im thinking jubjubs might actually be tiny naked old men. does that answer your question

current mood: king skarl mashed potato tribute

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saddestsad asked: is clara an unrealistic standard for wockies?

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she’s more like an unrealistic standard for conan o’brien

Anonymous asked: what do you think of ixi?

they have sora-like proportions and crazy devil eyes (almost like real goats) so im not really a big fan. but the zombie one aka Jerrixi Merifeld has a puffy shirt

really. ur going to get all sentimental over the damn produce aisle. you know what items maybe also didnt want to be eaten??

really. ur going to get all sentimental over the damn produce aisle. you know what items maybe also didnt want to be eaten??